Garage Project Motorcycles - Letter to Santa

12th December 2012

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Letter to Santa

Dear Santa

This year I have tried to improve my behaviour. I pay my child support on time, I only beat the dog every Sunday, and I refain from verbally abusing old people who desperately deserve it. Given this, may I be indulged and my entire wish list be fulfilled.

A) Please give me another year of good health and allow my kids a space in their hearts to like me just a little.

B) Please keep my riding buddies upright and let the twisty roads be clean and clear. I do NOT want to sew any R.I.P patches on my leathers. If we have to prang, please allow it to be at low speed with an audience so that everyone can point and laugh.

C) Please let there be cold beer and good conversation at the end of every ride.

D) Please give me the money to pay for the Himalayan Motorcycle Tour that I’ve already booked for.

and almost finally, if I have any brownie points left at all.

E) May I have some more power for the W650.

Yours, In excited expectation for the coming silly season.

Rex Havoc

(with apologies to Doc Hillbilly of MCR. Look forward to hitting the Himalayas with you mate)

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